The Minion

The Minion

When the Millenium ends... Armageddon begins!

Directed by Jean-Marc Piché

Produced by Taurus 7 Film Corporation, Mahagonny Pictures

199895 min4.6 / 10

A supernatural action-horror film pitting ancient monastic warriors against a demonic entity possessing an archaeologist on the eve of the millennium.

New York, Christmas Eve, 1999 - at the dawn of the new millennium - a subway construction crew unearths an eight hundred year old Celtic skeleton and a mysterious key. Archeologist Karen Goodleaf is called in to determine the meaning of the discovery. News of the discovery reaches a Middle East monastery where the warrior monks knowns as the Knights Templar - an ancient sect entrusted with protecting holy relics - choose their best pupil, Lukas to face the diabolical threat. As Lukas races to New York, an evil Minion seizes Karen and uses her body like a parasite and host!

Questions people ask

  • Is The Minion scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Is The Minion easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is The Minion violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Does The Minion end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is The Minion sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

11/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity32

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like The Minion

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Minion

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Minion, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Minion, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Minion, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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