Tooken

Tooken

Your franchise is about to be taken.

Directed by John Asher

Produced by Elevative Entertainment

201581 min4.1 / 10

A lighthearted action-comedy spoof that mines humor from the absurdity of a washed-up CIA agent and his mom taking on ridiculous stakes with earnest incompetence.

Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.

Questions people ask

  • Is Tooken sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is Tooken easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.

  • Does Tooken end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is Tooken scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Tooken violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

5/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity8

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Tooken

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Tooken

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Tooken, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Tooken, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Tooken, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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