
The Substitute
Directed by Ole Bornedal
Produced by Thura Film
A playful, surreal thriller-comedy about schoolchildren discovering their substitute teacher is an alien, blending kid-perspective adventure with mild body-horror and paranoia.
6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?
Questions people ask
Is The Substitute sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is The Substitute scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.
Is The Substitute easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is The Substitute violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does The Substitute end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble







Like The Substitute
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as The Substitute
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like The Substitute, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like The Substitute, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like The Substitute, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

















































