The Substitute

The Substitute

Directed by Ole Bornedal

Produced by Thura Film

200793 min5.7 / 10

A playful, surreal thriller-comedy about schoolchildren discovering their substitute teacher is an alien, blending kid-perspective adventure with mild body-horror and paranoia.

6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?

Questions people ask

  • Is The Substitute sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is The Substitute scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is The Substitute easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Substitute violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does The Substitute end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

38/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity85

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise32

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like The Substitute

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Substitute

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Substitute, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Substitute, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Substitute, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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