Therapy for a Vampire

Therapy for a Vampire

500 years is enough

Directed by David Rühm

Produced by Picture Tree Productions

201485 min5.7 / 10

A darkly comedic exploration of immortal ennui and marital dysfunction, where a centuries-old vampire seeks therapy from Freud to escape the burden of eternal life.

Horror comedy film following vampire count Geza von Kösznöm who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist Sigund Freud because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the "eternally long" relationship with his wife Elsa.

Questions people ask

  • Is Therapy for a Vampire sad? Yes. More sad than 75% of films.

  • Is Therapy for a Vampire scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is Therapy for a Vampire violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.

  • Is Therapy for a Vampire easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.

  • Does Therapy for a Vampire end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

26/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

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Rarity89

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Therapy for a Vampire

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Therapy for a Vampire

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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