
Therapy for a Vampire
500 years is enough
Directed by David Rühm
Produced by Picture Tree Productions
A darkly comedic exploration of immortal ennui and marital dysfunction, where a centuries-old vampire seeks therapy from Freud to escape the burden of eternal life.
Horror comedy film following vampire count Geza von Kösznöm who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist Sigund Freud because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the "eternally long" relationship with his wife Elsa.
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Questions people ask
Is Therapy for a Vampire sad? Yes. More sad than 75% of films.
Is Therapy for a Vampire scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.
Is Therapy for a Vampire violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.
Is Therapy for a Vampire easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.
Does Therapy for a Vampire end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
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Like Therapy for a Vampire
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Therapy for a Vampire
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Therapy for a Vampire, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































