UnHung Hero

UnHung Hero

A handful is all you need.

Directed by Brian Spitz

Produced by Green Sky Films

201384 min5.2 / 10

A self-deprecating documentary comedy that transforms public humiliation into a globe-trotting, irreverent exploration of masculinity, intimacy, and sexual insecurity.

When Patrick Moote's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal at a UCLA basketball game on the jumbotron, it unfortunately goes viral and hits TV networks worldwide. Days after the heartbreaking debacle, she privately reveals why she can’t be with him forever: Patrick’s small penis size. "Unhung Hero" follows the real life journey of Patrick as he boldly sets out to expose this extremely personal chapter of his life confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. From Witch-Doctors in Papua New Guinea to sex museums in Korea, Patrick has a lot of turf to cover on his globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?

Questions people ask

  • Is UnHung Hero violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

  • Is UnHung Hero scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is UnHung Hero easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.

  • Is UnHung Hero sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.

  • Does UnHung Hero end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity72

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise8

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like UnHung Hero

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as UnHung Hero

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like UnHung Hero, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like UnHung Hero, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like UnHung Hero, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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