
Useless Humans
Humanity's last hope is completely hopeless.
Directed by Stephen Ohl
Produced by Kinogo Pictures
A farcical, high-energy comedy-horror that uses an apocalyptic premise as a backdrop for celebrating friendship and absurd chaos among four mischievous, sympathetic protagonists.
A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is Useless Humans sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is Useless Humans easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.
Does Useless Humans end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Useless Humans scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Useless Humans violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Useless Humans
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Useless Humans
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Useless Humans, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Useless Humans, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Useless Humans, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































