Useless Humans

Useless Humans

Humanity's last hope is completely hopeless.

Directed by Stephen Ohl

Produced by Kinogo Pictures

202177 min4.8 / 10

A farcical, high-energy comedy-horror that uses an apocalyptic premise as a backdrop for celebrating friendship and absurd chaos among four mischievous, sympathetic protagonists.

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

Questions people ask

  • Is Useless Humans sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Useless Humans easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Does Useless Humans end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Useless Humans scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Useless Humans violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity69

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Useless Humans

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Useless Humans

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Useless Humans, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Useless Humans, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Useless Humans, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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