
Bloodsucking Bastards
Work. It sucks the life out of you.
Directed by Brian James O'Connell
Produced by MTY Productions, Fortress Features
A farcical office-set vampire comedy that mines workplace drudgery for absurdist horror-comedy thrills, balancing graphic gore with irreverent humor and buddy camaraderie.
A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
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Questions people ask
Is Bloodsucking Bastards sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Bloodsucking Bastards violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.
Is Bloodsucking Bastards scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.
Does Bloodsucking Bastards end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Bloodsucking Bastards easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Conventional, and it does not land.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
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Like Bloodsucking Bastards
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Bloodsucking Bastards, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Bloodsucking Bastards, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Bloodsucking Bastards, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.



























































