
You Can't Win 'Em All
Two soldiers of fortune matching wits and guns against the armies of two nations!
Directed by Peter Collinson
Produced by SRO Pictures, Columbia Pictures
A lighthearted 1970s adventure romp about mercenaries caught up in historical conflict, balancing action and humor without pretension.
During the 1922 Turkish Civil War, two Americans and a group of foreign mercenaries offer their services to a local Turkish governor who hires them as guards for a secret transport.
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Is You Can't Win 'Em All sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is You Can't Win 'Em All violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.
Is You Can't Win 'Em All easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does You Can't Win 'Em All end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is You Can't Win 'Em All scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Like You Can't Win 'Em All
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as You Can't Win 'Em All
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like You Can't Win 'Em All, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like You Can't Win 'Em All, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like You Can't Win 'Em All, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































