Black Holes

Black Holes

How embarrassing to be human

Directed by Laurent Nicolas, Kevin Van Der Meiren, David Nicolas

Produced by Meat Dept, Noodles Production

201713 min5.6 / 10

A surreal, high-energy animated comedy about an astronaut's sanity unraveling when paired with a reincarnated sentient melon, blending absurdist humor with existential themes about identity and purpose.

Dave is about to lead the first mission to Mars when he’s teamed up with a sentient melon, who claims to be the reincarnation of a fashion designer, upstaging his big moment and driving him to the brink of madness.

Questions people ask

  • Is Black Holes violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Black Holes sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

  • Is Black Holes easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Black Holes end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Black Holes scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

25/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity93

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Black Holes

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Same Mood as Black Holes

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Black Holes, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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