Blubberella

Blubberella

She will kick ass with her big ass

Directed by Uwe Boll

Produced by Event Film Distribution, BR3 Productions

201186 min3.0 / 10

A deliberately absurdist spoof that weaponizes physical comedy and shock humor around its protagonist's body and Nazi-vampire premise.

An action comedy centered on Blubberella, an overweight half-vampire woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. She must face an army of undead Nazi soldiers in her valiant struggle against bloodshed and tyranny.

Questions people ask

  • Is Blubberella sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is Blubberella scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Blubberella violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Is Blubberella easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Does Blubberella end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

14/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity73

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love1

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Blubberella

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Blubberella

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Blubberella, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Blubberella, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Blubberella, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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