Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
No shame. No mercy. No brains.
Directed by John Blanchard
Produced by Endless Entertainment, Rhino Films
A broad, energetic horror-movie spoof that prioritizes absurdist comedy and genre references over genuine scares or character depth.
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.
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Is Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.
Is Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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