Botched

Botched

And you thought you were unlucky?

Directed by Kit Ryan

Produced by Opix Films, Arcade Films

200795 min5.6 / 10

A darkly comedic heist-gone-wrong thriller that balances crime caper energy with escalating chaos and misfortune.

Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper.

Questions people ask

  • Is Botched sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Botched scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Does Botched end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.

  • Is Botched violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.

  • Is Botched easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

28/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity45

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise36

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Botched

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Botched

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Botched, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Botched, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Botched, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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