Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

You’re invited to Orville’s coming out party! It’ll be a scream…Yours!

Directed by Bob Clark

Produced by Geneni Film Distributors

197286 min5.4 / 10

A campy horror-comedy where a theatrical necromantic ritual accidentally unleashes flesh-eating zombies, balancing genuine scares with tongue-in-cheek humor and B-movie charm.

Six actors go to a graveyard on a remote island to act out a necromantic ritual. The ceremony works, and soon the dead are walking about and chowing down on human flesh.

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  • Does Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

27/ 100

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