Dickshark

Dickshark

In this movie, WOMEN are the ones who say, "Don't use your teeth!"

Directed by Bill Zebub

Produced by Bill Zebub Productions

2016172 min3.1 / 10

A deliberately absurdist exploitation comedy that weaponizes body-horror and sexual transgression for shock value and crude humor.

Rachel's lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream that has an unusual side effect which ultimately leads to an abomination. Meanwhile, Vanna supports her boyfriend Dick, who is a modern-day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.

Questions people ask

  • Does Dickshark end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is Dickshark sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Dickshark easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Dickshark violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.

  • Is Dickshark scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity90

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love1

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Dickshark

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Dickshark

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Dickshark, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Dickshark, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Dickshark, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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