Getting Any?

Getting Any?

What wouldn't you do for sex?

Directed by Takeshi Kitano

Produced by Office Kitano, Bandai Visual

1995108 min5.7 / 10

A frenetic, absurdist Japanese comedy that mines humor from a hapless protagonist's misadventures in pursuit of a ridiculous goal, prioritizing anarchic energy and surreal situations over emotional depth.

While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

Questions people ask

  • Is Getting Any? sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is Getting Any? scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is Getting Any? violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Does Getting Any? end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Getting Any? easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

52/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity90

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise76

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Getting Any?

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Getting Any?

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Getting Any?, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Getting Any?, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Getting Any?, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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