Graverobbers

Graverobbers

Don't kiss me, I'm not dead…yet.

Directed by Straw Weisman

198890 min4.1 / 10

A darkly comedic horror-thriller about a waitress trapped in a macabre marriage to a funeral director in a town of necrophiliacs, balancing survival against absurdist danger.

Cute waitress/hooker is romanced and wed to handsome stranger/funeral director. He, as well as most of the town prefer their women dead. She is the obvious candidate for that position, as his two previous wives were in terrible shape even for dead persons. She must be fleet of foot indeed to avoid their fate.

Questions people ask

  • Is Graverobbers scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is Graverobbers sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Does Graverobbers end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Graverobbers easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Is Graverobbers violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity86

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Graverobbers, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Graverobbers, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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