Hard Rock Zombies

Hard Rock Zombies

They came from the grave to Rock n' Rave and misbehave.

Directed by Krishna Shah

Produced by Patel/Shah Film Company, The Cannon Group

198598 min3.8 / 10

A deliberately absurd, high-energy horror-comedy that treats Nazi werewolves and murderous dwarves as punchlines in service of a rock-and-roll resurrection fantasy.

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

Questions people ask

  • Is Hard Rock Zombies sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Hard Rock Zombies violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Does Hard Rock Zombies end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Hard Rock Zombies easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Hard Rock Zombies scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity75

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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