Guys & Balls

Guys & Balls

Directed by Sherry Hormann

Produced by ARD

2004106 min6.4 / 10

A warm, comedic coming-of-age story about a closeted gay man assembling an unlikely soccer team while navigating his first romance and self-acceptance.

Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his family’s bakery and plays goalie in his small town’s soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his “dream team.” With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems – turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance.

Questions people ask

  • Does Guys & Balls end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 90% of films.

  • Is Guys & Balls easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.

  • Is Guys & Balls violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Guys & Balls sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

  • Is Guys & Balls scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

38/ 100

Cinnamon Score

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Rarity27

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Surprise48

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Love40

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