Land Shark

Land Shark

Directed by Mark Polonia

Produced by Polonia Brothers Entertainment

201780 min5.4 / 10

A pulpy sci-fi thriller that blends creature horror with action-comedy, centered on a protagonist hunted after discovering a mad genetic experiment.

Lucinda Regis, Director of Development at MALCO Oceanic Research, becomes the target of a dangerous killer after unraveling a sinister plot to inject sharks with human DNA.

Questions people ask

  • Is Land Shark scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is Land Shark sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Land Shark violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Land Shark easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Does Land Shark end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity29

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise30

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Land Shark

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Land Shark

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Land Shark, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Land Shark, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Land Shark, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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