Raiders of the Lost Shark

Raiders of the Lost Shark

Even Indiana Jones can't get out of this one!

Directed by Brett Kelly

Produced by Brett Kelly Entertainment

201571 min3.4 / 10

A tongue-in-cheek creature-feature spoof that blends adventure-movie tropes with absurdist horror-comedy, built on the premise of a genetically weaponized shark hunting friends on an island.

Four friends set out by boat for an idyllic vacation on a private, remote island. But unknown to them, a weaponized shark has escaped from a top secret military lab nearby, a shark that was genetically engineered with hate in its blood, and programmed to hunt any human within range. Now, these friends must band together to battle an all new brand of predator who will stop at nothing to remain at the top of the food chain.

Questions people ask

  • Is Raiders of the Lost Shark sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Raiders of the Lost Shark scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Raiders of the Lost Shark violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Does Raiders of the Lost Shark end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Raiders of the Lost Shark easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

8/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity32

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise2

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love2

How much audiences actually like it

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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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