
Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout
The Scariest Exercise Video Ever Made!
Directed by Kenneth J. Hall
Produced by Cinema Home Video Productions
A gleefully absurd hybrid of exercise video and horror spoof that mines comedy from the collision of fitness instruction and slasher-film violence.
Blood starts flowing as Linnea Quigley leads viewers through exercise routines while looking back on the films that made her a legend.
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Questions people ask
Is Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.
Does Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.
Is Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.
Is Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Like Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout
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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.






















































