Malibu Express

Malibu Express

Packing Heat From Texas To Malibu Beach

Directed by Andy Sidaris

Produced by Andy Sidaris Company, Malibu Bay Films

1985101 min4.8 / 10

A lighthearted, high-energy spy romp that prioritizes comedic charm, physical spectacle, and flirtation over plot coherence or dramatic weight.

In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.

Questions people ask

  • Is Malibu Express sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Does Malibu Express end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Malibu Express easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is Malibu Express scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

  • Is Malibu Express violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

13/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity44

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Malibu Express

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Malibu Express

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Malibu Express, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Malibu Express, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Malibu Express, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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