
Play-Mate of the Apes
Directed by John Bacchus
Produced by Seduction Cinema, E.I. Independent Cinema
A lighthearted sci-fi sex comedy that plays with Planet of the Apes tropes through an erotic lens, prioritizing irreverent humor and sexual content over narrative depth.
Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.
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Questions people ask
Is Play-Mate of the Apes sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.
Is Play-Mate of the Apes scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.
Is Play-Mate of the Apes easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does Play-Mate of the Apes end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Play-Mate of the Apes violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
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How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Play-Mate of the Apes
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Play-Mate of the Apes
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Play-Mate of the Apes, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Play-Mate of the Apes, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Play-Mate of the Apes, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.


























































