
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Produced by Retromedia Entertainment
A lighthearted adventure parody that mines 1980s action-adventure tropes for comedic and erotic effect, prioritizing spectacle and humor over narrative depth.
Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!
Questions people ask
Is Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.
Is Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.
Is Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

























































