Rise of the Animals

Rise of the Animals

Bambi doesn't want a fucking salad.

Directed by Chris Wojcik

Produced by Whacked-out Entertainment

201170 min3.2 / 10

A darkly comedic creature-rampage film that pairs graphic animal-attack gore with a teen romance quest, balancing horror spectacle and irreverent humor.

In a world where animals have turned on humanity, a teen travels across the country in search of the girl of his dreams.

Questions people ask

  • Is Rise of the Animals violent? Yes, very. More violent than 97% of films.

  • Is Rise of the Animals scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is Rise of the Animals sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Rise of the Animals easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Does Rise of the Animals end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

14/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity71

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise2

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love2

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Rise of the Animals

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Rise of the Animals

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Rise of the Animals, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Rise of the Animals, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Rise of the Animals, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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