Suck

Suck

Directed by Rob Stefaniuk

Produced by Capri Films, Capri Vision

200991 min6.1 / 10

A tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy that mines absurdist humor from a struggling rock band's collision with vampire mythology and the music industry.

The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.

Questions people ask

  • Is Suck sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Suck easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Suck violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Suck end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Suck scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

42/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity39

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise66

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love25

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Suck

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Suck

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Suck, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Suck, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Suck, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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