Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

Directed by Stanisław Bareja

Produced by Zespół Filmowy "Perspektywa"

1981110 min7.8 / 10

A satirical comedy that uses a bureaucratic passport mishap as a vehicle for anti-communist commentary, blending absurdist humor with political critique.

En route to London, Bear discovers at the border checkpoint that his passport is missing a few pages, which may prevent him from traveling to the city with the sports team he manages.

Questions people ask

  • Is Teddy Bear sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Teddy Bear violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Does Teddy Bear end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Teddy Bear easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is Teddy Bear scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

90/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

There is almost nothing else like this.

Rarity80

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise97

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love95

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Teddy Bear

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Teddy Bear

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Teddy Bear, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Teddy Bear, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Teddy Bear, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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