The Heifer

The Heifer

Directed by Luis García Berlanga

Produced by Jet Films, Incine

1985122 min6.7 / 10

A darkly comic wartime caper that uses absurdist humor and a ridiculous heist to satirize the Spanish Civil War's human cost and the surreal desperation of soldiers caught between survival and farce.

During the Spanish Civil War a platoon of mismatched Republican soldiers cross the front-line to steal the bull that the enemy is going to fight on the local holiday of the nearby village. In addition to ruining the Nationalist faction's celebration they want the animal in order to butcher it and feed their famished troops. They get caught in the process and have to go through a series of funny and pathetic incidents before they can get back to their side.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Heifer scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Is The Heifer easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.

  • Is The Heifer sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Heifer violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does The Heifer end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

53/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity46

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise58

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love55

How much audiences actually like it

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Like The Heifer

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Heifer

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Heifer, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Heifer, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Heifer, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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