The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!

If You Don't Have the Guts - STAY AWAY!

Directed by Andy Milligan

Produced by Constitution Films

197292 min3.8 / 10

A lurid, grotesque grindhouse horror about a deeply dysfunctional aristocratic family harboring a monstrous secret, built on animal cruelty, incest, and werewolf mythology.

In early 20th-century England, the Mooneys are an eccentric clan live in a large rural home. Invalid patriarch Pa is a retired medical doctor claiming to be 199 years old. Phoebe, the eldest daughter, runs the household. Eldest son Mortimer is a businessman who conducts the finances and contributes to the income. Younger daughter Monica is a sadist who keeps live rats as pets, frequently mutilating them and other small animals. Youngest son Malcolm is a half-wit with animalistic tendencies to the point where he's kept locked in a room with live chickens. But the whole family have a dark, furry secret.

Questions people ask

  • Does The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 99% of films.

  • Is The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! violent? Yes. More violent than 83% of films.

  • Is The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

18/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity90

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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