
Up the Chastity Belt
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
Directed by Bob Kellett
Produced by EMI Films
A bawdy, lighthearted medieval spoof built entirely on wordplay, innuendo, and slapstick comedy with no pretense beyond entertainment.
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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Is Up the Chastity Belt sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.
Is Up the Chastity Belt scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.
Is Up the Chastity Belt easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.
Is Up the Chastity Belt violent? Not especially. Less violent than 73% of films.
Does Up the Chastity Belt end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.
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