Bad Johnson
Say hello to his little friend.
Directed by Huck Botko
Produced by 2DS Productions, Roman Empire
A crude, high-energy fantasy comedy that uses absurdist body-horror premise to explore themes of accountability and self-control through irreverent humor.
With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is Bad Johnson sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is Bad Johnson scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.
Is Bad Johnson violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.
Is Bad Johnson easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does Bad Johnson end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Bad Johnson
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Bad Johnson
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Bad Johnson, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Bad Johnson, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Bad Johnson, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.
