House Shark

House Shark

Yes, It’s Jaws in a house!

Directed by Ron Bonk

Produced by SRS Cinema

2017112 min3.6 / 10

A deliberately absurd creature-feature comedy that mines humor from the ridiculous premise of a shark inhabiting a suburban home.

When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” expert and a grizzled former real estate agent to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.

Questions people ask

  • Is House Shark sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is House Shark scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Does House Shark end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is House Shark violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is House Shark easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity78

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love2

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like House Shark

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as House Shark

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like House Shark, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like House Shark, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like House Shark, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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