
House Shark
Yes, It’s Jaws in a house!
Directed by Ron Bonk
Produced by SRS Cinema
A deliberately absurd creature-feature comedy that mines humor from the ridiculous premise of a shark inhabiting a suburban home.
When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” expert and a grizzled former real estate agent to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is House Shark sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.
Is House Shark scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.
Does House Shark end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is House Shark violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is House Shark easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like House Shark
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as House Shark
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like House Shark, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like House Shark, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like House Shark, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





















































