I Am Virgin

I Am Virgin

One lonely man, six billion sex-crazed vampires. Be careful what you wish for!

Directed by Sean Skelding

201094 min3.4 / 10

A comedic horror-fantasy premise that plays absurdist riffs on virginity, desire, and survival through the lens of erotic vampire pursuit.

After surviving a devastating global epidemic, lonely virgin Robby finds himself hunted down by the only other survivors of the lethal virus — impossibly hot women who have turned into blood-crazed, sex-obsessed vampires. Can Robby keep himself pure, or will he succumb to the lusty bloodsuckers and doom himself to their fate?

Questions people ask

  • Is I Am Virgin sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is I Am Virgin easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is I Am Virgin scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Does I Am Virgin end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.

  • Is I Am Virgin violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity95

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love2

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like I Am Virgin

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as I Am Virgin

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like I Am Virgin, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like I Am Virgin, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like I Am Virgin, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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