The Crush

The Crush

Directed by Michael Creagh

Produced by Purdy Pictures, Fís Éireann/Screen Ireland

201016 min5.9 / 10

A whimsical Irish short film that finds dark comedy in a child's innocent romantic delusion, blending western-movie fantasy with the genuine heartbreak of unrequited love.

Eight-year-old Ardal has a romantic heart and a passionate crush on his second-class teacher, Ms Purdy. But his dreams of marrying his love are dashed when she becomes engaged to her boyfriend, who Ardal deems entirely unacceptable. Inspired by his favourite western movies, he decides that his only course of action is to challenge his rival to a duel.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Crush easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is The Crush scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is The Crush sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

  • Does The Crush end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Crush violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

35/ 100

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Rarity75

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Surprise21

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Love20

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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