
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Directed by Richard Gale
Produced by Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
A deadpan parody of horror and thriller tropes that mines absurdist comedy from the contrast between a murderer's relentless determination and the comically ineffective weapon he wields.
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
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Is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Does The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 83% of films.
Is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.
Is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.
Is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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