Jersey Shore Massacre

Jersey Shore Massacre

You're not the only one who wants them dead.

Directed by Paul Tarnopol

Produced by Spy Global Media, JSM productions1

201488 min4.5 / 10

A tongue-in-cheek slasher spoof that mines dark comedy from the collision of Jersey Shore stereotypes and horror tropes, prioritizing irreverent fun over genuine scares.

A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Questions people ask

  • Is Jersey Shore Massacre sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Does Jersey Shore Massacre end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 83% of films.

  • Is Jersey Shore Massacre easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Jersey Shore Massacre violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Is Jersey Shore Massacre scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

13/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity35

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise8

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Jersey Shore Massacre

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Jersey Shore Massacre

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Jersey Shore Massacre, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Jersey Shore Massacre, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Jersey Shore Massacre, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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