Scared Topless

Scared Topless

Ever Seen a Naked Ghost?

Directed by Jim Wynorski

Produced by Old Mill Entertainment

201580 min4.2 / 10

A tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy that blends paranormal hijinks with sexual humor and romance, prioritizing irreverent fun over genuine scares.

A group of unsuspecting college students explore a haunted house and get more than they bargained for when the sexual frenzy of the paranormal world reveals itself.

Questions people ask

  • Is Scared Topless sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Scared Topless scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.

  • Is Scared Topless violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Does Scared Topless end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.

  • Is Scared Topless easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

23/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity95

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise9

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Scared Topless

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Scared Topless

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Scared Topless, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Scared Topless, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Scared Topless, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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